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enginesock ([personal profile] enginesock) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-09-09 09:30 pm

in heat, in the desert, with a thirst

THE IN HEAT/IN RUT AU MEME
not an alpha/beta/omega meme
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anonconda ([personal profile] anonconda) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-09-09 08:31 pm

Faker


Public displays of affection make people very uncomfortable.

The Fake Relationship Meme


You're not together. But you need to make people think you are. Because of reasons.

Maybe you secretly can't stand each other. Maybe you like each other, just not like that. (Or do you?) Maybe this is the only way you'll ever get to be with your crush. Maybe you just need to give off that couple vibe in public, or maybe you're going to be forced to engage in some hot'n'heavy fakeout makeouts. For reasons, okay?

You know the drill. Post, tag, profit.

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sunnymodffa ([personal profile] sunnymodffa) wrote in [community profile] fail_fandomanon2025-09-10 08:11 am

FFA DW Post #2352 - My breast is full of sorrow for the hypothetical lactation kinkster

 
... who, unfamiliar with the terminology, advertises themself in terms of "big mommy milker", only to attract an all-too-likeminded fellow kinkster, the two of them sat like thirsty spider-men, nary a suckable tit between them.

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ysabetwordsmith ([personal profile] ysabetwordsmith) wrote in [community profile] birdfeeding2025-09-09 02:48 pm

Birdfeeding

Today is mostly sunny and warm.

I fed the birds.  I've seen a mixed flock of sparrows and house finches, plus one tiny brownish-olive bird I couldn't identify.

I put out water for the birds.

EDIT 9/9/25 -- I bagged up 21 Ginger Gold apple seeds with damp sand to cold-stratify in the refrigerator.

I watered the telephone pole garden and some of the savanna seedlings.

EDIT 9/9/25 -- I did a bit of work around the patio.

EDIT 9/9/25 -- I did more work around the patio.

EDIT 9/9/25 -- I did some work around the yard.

EDIT 9/9/25 -- I did more work around the yard.

EDIT 9/9/25 -- I watered the irises.

EDIT 9/9/25 -- I watered the old picnic table plants and the new picnic table plants.

I picked some groundcherries.  :D

As it is now dark, I am done for the night.
 

sarabi ([personal profile] sarabi) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-09-09 08:34 am

Shipping Picture ♡ prompts!

shipping picture prompts
o1. comment with your character and prefs in a top level.
o2. reply to others, complete with pictures and gifs!
o3. cook up something shippy from those inspirational ingredients.
link 'em:

embed 'em:

shrink 'em:
INUYASHA! KAGOME! ([personal profile] inuyasock) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-09-09 03:12 am

Running out of minutes







the phone sex +
sexting meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

enya ([personal profile] enya) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-09-08 03:44 pm
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Bonfire



bonfire meme
because it's that time of year

 


It's a bonfire! No special rules, just come get toasty!
 


 how to play
1. Create a top-level!

2. Chat with others around the fire. Play games, share stories, get cozy.

  🔥 stay warm
  • autumn drinks Hot cocoa, warm apple cider... Delicious!
  • roasts Pass the marshmallows, please!
  • scary stories What was on the back of her car? Was it... a hook?!
  • alcoholic drinks Who's daring you to chug that Oktoberfest beer?
  • comfort Soft, cozy clothes are that much better near the fire.
  • guitar solo There's always that one... anyway, here's Wonderwall.
  • partied too hard The one stumbling over logs and slurring their words.
  • truth or dare The best thing about this game is that it can happen anywhere.
  • wood The fire's getting a little low.. you wouldn't mind scouting for more wood, would you?
  • chubby bunny How many marshmallows can you fit in your mouth?
  • deep chats Fires have a way of getting the truth out of people...
  • horror movie What was that noise? Someone should go investigate.
  • wildcard What happens at the fire, stays at the fire.

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e. ([personal profile] mummydust) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-09-08 02:40 pm

guess my name

GUESS MY NAME




This is probably the only meme where you DON'T want to include your character's name.

+ Why? Because we're going to Rumpelstiltskin this bitch. That's right. All those bakerstreet strangers gotta guess their name, based only on your character's appearance and what they think fits.
+ Luckily, nobody's stealing babies or souls over incorrect guesses.
+ ...as of yet.
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enginesock ([personal profile] enginesock) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-09-08 03:27 pm

what is it good for?

THE WAR ZONE MEME



WARNING: Meme will contain TRIGGERS, including war, violence, capture, and general uncomfortable content. Please do not click if you don't want to see, and please respect your fellow role-players.


Post with your character with name and canon.
List any preferences(roles, scenarios, time periods, etc.) you have.
Reply to others! Roll using random.org or choose your prompts.

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ysabetwordsmith ([personal profile] ysabetwordsmith) wrote in [community profile] birdfeeding2025-09-08 12:38 pm

Birdfeeding

Today is mostly sunny and mild.

I fed the birds.  I've seen a few sparrows and house finches.

I put out water for the birds.

EDIT 9/8/25 -- I did a bit of work around the patio.

As it is now dark, I am done for the night.
 
vivalaopenpost ([personal profile] vivalaopenpost) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-09-07 10:45 pm
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It's Senri!!!! ([personal profile] sushiflop) wrote in [community profile] addme_fandom2025-09-07 06:25 pm

(no subject)

Name: Senri
Age group: 30s
Country: USA
Subscription/Access Policy: I prefer mutual subscriptions while we see if we get along well. If we mesh we can move to granting access. I don't post much under lock, but it does tend to be more personal and I just prefer to share that with someone I already know.

Fannish Interests: Attack on Titan (primarily Hange), Animorphs, Gravity Falls, Blade of the Immortal, TWEWY, Riddick series, Dungeon Meshi, Blue Period, random niche things, one-off books (I probably read more books than I consume any other form of media). I'm a forever-fandom sort of person and never really fall out of love with something once I've been into it, and there are a lot of things I know peripherally but don't write fic or make fanart for.
I like to post about: Books I've read, my own fannish activities (usually writing fic), random anecdotes and observations from life, food I've made, occasional link roundups to things I've found interesting. I'm trying to get more into posting life anecdotes too.
About Me/Other Info: Dealbreakers include MAGA types, conservatives in general tbh. I'm not into generative AI used for fandom whatsoever, though I think analytical AI and some generative AI applications have a lot of potential to improve the world. Purity wankers, and those who think the fic one writes and reads and the pairings one ships reflect on one's IRL morality or stance on what is OK, need not apply. My own journal content is pretty milquetoast for the most part, and warned/cut where it is not, but I am not into the purity police mindset and harassing others over fandom.

Ultimately, my aim is to be kind and inclusive towards others. I'm interested in connecting with others who hold the same values.
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Star/Soda ([personal profile] springsodas) wrote in [community profile] addme2025-09-07 08:28 pm

Hello!

Name: Star/Soda

Age: Late 20s

I mostly post about: Fanart, fanfiction, character/story development, personal ramblings

My hobbies are: Illustration, writing, collecting figures, plushies, and other merchandise (both official and fanmade)

My fandoms are: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003, IDW, 1990, Splintered Fate), Pokemon, plenty of other animated TV shows and video games I won't bother listing

I'm looking to meet people who
: Share my interests, are open-minded and respectful, and otherwise pleasant and chill to be around.  
 
My posting schedule tends to be
: Aiming for at least once a week, possibly more frequently depending on how chatty I feel or if I have art/writing I'd like to share

When I add people, my dealbreakers are
: I do not tolerate any form of bigotry. AI "art" and "writing" is also a major no-no, and I have a few major squicks on the shipping front that I prefer to avoid as much as possible. In addition, I will not subscribe to or add users to my access list who are under the age of 18.

Before adding me, you should know:  For the moment, none of my entries are locked and anyone is free to subscribe. If an entry has potentially sensitive/triggering content, there will be a warning beforehand. Anyone is free to comment on my posts as well; however, I prefer to interact with others who are at least 20 or older, and will not be responding to comments by minors. 


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enginesock ([personal profile] enginesock) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-09-07 07:04 pm

walk it off!



You or your meme partner has been hurt, but don't worry! This time around it's not that bad. You can still limp your way out of this mess.

INJURIES.
1. Sprain/strain. How did you screw up walking?
2. Broken bones. Simple fractures still hurt.
3. Cuts. Hopefully one of you has a sewing kit.
4. Burns. Location, location, location. Let's pray this one isn't on your ass.
5. Concussion. No, they're most likely not holding up fifteen fingers.
6. Other. I'm not a doctor.

HOW'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Stupidity. You did this to yourself.
2. Accident. Is an unintentional attack still an attack?
3. Attack. Don't lie, you deserved it.
4. Other. It's probably still your own fault.

WHERE'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Home. Did you remember to invest in a first aid kit?
2. School/Work. This should be excellent for getting you out of doing stuff!
3. Outdoors. Predators like the smell of blood. Clean up asap.
4. In the water. Hopefully there aren't any sharks!
5. Other. Like a hospital. That'd be handy.
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Star/Soda ([personal profile] springsodas) wrote in [community profile] addme_fandom2025-09-07 06:41 pm

Hello!

Name: Most know me by Star, but feel free to call me Soda if you wish
Age group: Late 20s
Country: United States 
Subscription/Access Policy: For the moment, none of my entries are locked and anyone is free to subscribe. If an entry has potentially sensitive/triggering content, there will be a warning beforehand. Anyone is free to comment on my posts as well; however, I prefer to interact with others who are at least 20 or older, and I will not respond to comments by minors; I will also not subscribe to their journals or add them to my access list.

Fannish Interests: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (mostly 2003, also enjoyer of the IDW comics, 1990 live action movie, and Splintered Fate video game), Pokemon, too many animated shows and video games to name
I like to post about: Fanart, fanfiction, my original characters, character/story development, general illustration, whatever video games or shows I happen to be playing/watching, any personal ramblings that come to mind
About Me/Other Info: Came to Dreamwidth for the quieter environment and to unlearn some unhealthy social media habits. I'm mostly going to be posting fanart, but I'm hoping the more relaxed environment might encourage me to start writing again as well. I suffer from severe social anxiety, but I do my best to be kind and considerate to everyone I meet--once I open up to someone, I can become quite the chatterbox, haha. 
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meme posting acct ([personal profile] meeem) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-09-07 04:19 pm
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ooc friending meme



ooc friending meme

■ fill out the form below in a comment.
■ go around to other people's comments and make new friends!
■ it's really that simple.